Doggy Dance Machine Goes Haywire
Woof and Hello,
Wow, that's the last time I turn into the Chowder Doggy Dance Machine!!!
Ok, so there I was, it was a rainy Tuesday afternoon and I just couldn't watch another Gilligan's Island re-run. So I turned on the stereo and popped on my favorite Herb Alpert album. If you've evered listened to Herb Alpert while sitting alone on a rainy Tuesday afternoon you know that it's impossible NOT to dance! It started as a simple tapping of my toes. But before I knew it I had become a bouncing inferno of canine rhythm! I had become...the Chowder Doggy Dance Machine.
This was all well and good for the first thirty minutes. I began to feel tired and yet I continued dancing. I was really feeling the beat of the song "Casino Royale" and I had planned on jumping off a wall, doing a back flip, and landing on my back paws with a flourish. But I had become so tired that I just got sloppy and when I jumped up to the wall I slammed against it and stubbed ALL of my toes! All of them!!! Who does that?!
Well let me tell you, it hurt bad. I crawled up to the couch just in time to turn on the People's Court. But my toes swelled up and they hurt so bad for over a week that I was unable to do a lot of my normal things, including emailing and blogging!
It was terrible.
But I've made a full recovery now, and I have to admit that It'd be impossible to keep myself from dancing again. The Chowder Doggy Dance Machine cannot be stopped!
Slobberingly yours,
Chowder
Wow, that's the last time I turn into the Chowder Doggy Dance Machine!!!
Ok, so there I was, it was a rainy Tuesday afternoon and I just couldn't watch another Gilligan's Island re-run. So I turned on the stereo and popped on my favorite Herb Alpert album. If you've evered listened to Herb Alpert while sitting alone on a rainy Tuesday afternoon you know that it's impossible NOT to dance! It started as a simple tapping of my toes. But before I knew it I had become a bouncing inferno of canine rhythm! I had become...the Chowder Doggy Dance Machine.
This was all well and good for the first thirty minutes. I began to feel tired and yet I continued dancing. I was really feeling the beat of the song "Casino Royale" and I had planned on jumping off a wall, doing a back flip, and landing on my back paws with a flourish. But I had become so tired that I just got sloppy and when I jumped up to the wall I slammed against it and stubbed ALL of my toes! All of them!!! Who does that?!
Well let me tell you, it hurt bad. I crawled up to the couch just in time to turn on the People's Court. But my toes swelled up and they hurt so bad for over a week that I was unable to do a lot of my normal things, including emailing and blogging!
It was terrible.
But I've made a full recovery now, and I have to admit that It'd be impossible to keep myself from dancing again. The Chowder Doggy Dance Machine cannot be stopped!
Slobberingly yours,
Chowder
posted by Chowder at Friday, November 03, 2006
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